Bench Blackout

It was successful, Yes, with the models and brightest stars in Philippine Showbiz struts their way wearing BENCH denims or Underwears, all was cheering and went ecstatic seeing the boys and girls in their most clothlessness tribute to the clothing company. But if Mr Ben Chan thought the ripped and voluptuous bodies could hide away the "BAD" side of its products, then spare me the Bull...it's not really a secret Bench underwear are really fragile and substandard in terms of quality and comfort(comparing to other Trademarks).

The other thing I observe with Bench Boxer Labels is that; instead of the entire style and length of the product, all you'll see is six pack abs of some photoshopped model stretching the boxer's upper part with the rest of the detail nowhere in the scene. We, as costumers, look for details to ensure that whatever we buy is fit for us and Bench Labels isn't showing this. They are more focused on vanity and superficialities. I will even bet these models are not 100% sure if they'll wear it in their daily lives...anyway who cares about this ranting?

Here are the best shots showing the product's full range more than the bodies...

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(Please don't ask me why there are no names or who the hell they were coz I'm not really sure)

...Continuation:

But it's not all truly captivating...Look, I'm not a dudder, I'm just a common prune chorusing with the bewildered public exclaiming: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! seeing these underwear mischiefs...(Ben Chan should be fidgeting in disbelief)...

BE THE JUDGE

Alpha Female and Her Intimidating Stereotypes

The reason for the sometimes(or oftentimes) complicated things women do is that; they are above us in the societal race to supremacy, and before you realize and scream "NOOOOO!", yep, you just dated an Alpha Female...she's hot but controlling and always leaves U begging for more, and bad news is: there's no turning back

Girls, Please Fill In the Blanks: Which of These Best Describes U?

*Primitive:

1. A dominant or assertive woman, a woman boss, the leader among a group of females. Previously referred to the hierarchy among animals, now used to type human beings.

*Cultural:

1. An Alpha Female is your typical Type A, loud-mouthed, confident, controlling, assertive, power-wielding Alpha Male, with a vagina instead of a dick. As with Alpha Males, it is often frightening if there's more than one of these in the same room.

*Modern Society:

1. A girl, usually short and stocky in stature, who is the dominate member of a group of girls. She typically was a soccer or lacrosse player in high school and continues to impose her athleticaggression on her pretty friends while out with them at a bar.

*Alpha Female of the Fittest:

1. A normal woman with a big ole 3-D booty(wide and round), small waist, no tummy, with nice legs, thighs, and hips. A female version of the world strongest men w/o the man like muscles. Nick names are horse, stallion, pony. She doesn't need to arc her back, she can just stand up and Bam Boom, it's there. She has a body a man would want to wrestle for fun.

So You Think You're An Alpha?

Too giddy to write an intro, let's go straight to the article. 

Primitive












1.)The leader of a pack/herd/etc.

2.) The dominant male.
3.)The main source of population.

In wolf packs,the alpha male will mate with every female in his territory,whether they have mated already,or even from another den/territory.

Cultural

1. One of the 10% of males who engages in 90% of the total fucking.

2. The (male) leader of a pack, usually earned his place through instilling fear in others. The pack is usually smarter than the alpha male, but is more afraid to have him as an enemy than a friend. Through evolution, however, the original alpha male behavior is becoming different; what was once fear of the leader himself, has now become fear of whatever the alpha male considers a threat to him. Despite the rank or power the alpha male may achieve through his methods in society, it is still a primitive role to have, due to the selfish nature of his life. Rest assured, if the pack ever had the chance, they would probably remove his role from their society without hesitation.

3. The dudes that pick who they want on their shitty teams in gym class. Arch nemesis of the nerd-people.

4. The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.

Modern Society

1. Modern Alpha males dictate their own reality, Alpha's effortlessly change brain patterns of people around them,women and men around alpha's feel their strong character and charisma and naturally gravitate and follow their leadership skills, this is why women believe everything they say is knowledgeable or humorous and subconsciously fall into their laps.

2.Alpha's are frequently being considered self-centered assholes. However this could not be further from the truth. Alpha males do not cater or sympathize to emotional garbage from insecure women and Beta males, that is not a part of our reality. We see situations in life as our personal stage and have full knowledge and understanding that we control the reality around us, there for the lady's will always have sex with us and the guys will always want to be us.

3. Those who are born feeling that the world just "isn't right" and it's their job to make it right. Will do anything to gain control of people and bend them to their will. Forces ideologies on all people, friend and foe, domestic and foreign.

4. The sign of significance in human beings, particularly highschool students.

An Introvert's Most WANTED

Stressful Week, if you ask me. Times like this that we counter-attack negative vibes by thinking of the "GOOD" things in life, and in my case: daydream.

These are my most-WANTED's at the moment

5. Noise-Cancelling Headphone

The innovative MDR-NC500D headphones use digital technology to more accurately reduce stress-inducing noise from planes, trains and buses while providing the high-quality audio expected from Sony. Artificial Intelligence (AI) noise canceling with automatic selection between three different environment modes
Internal Lithium-ion battery for up to 16 hours of use1 in addition to normal AA batteries which can be used as well and would allow for a joint 28 hours of use1.
Price: $399 (No Sh**!)

4. Soccer Shoes

These Cristiano Ronaldo-approved Nike Mercurial Vapor SL Firm Ground Soccer Cleats are a sick pair for the field. Nike Mercurial Vapor SL Firm Ground Soccer Cleats are made almost entirely from carbon fiber, from the molded carbon fiber upper to the seven-layer outsole plate made from carbon composite interwoven with TPU and polyurethane. If you're looking for the world's most advanced boot, this is it. You can buy these Nike Soccer Cleats.

Price: $400 (Cristiano Ronaldo approved?! No Kidding?!!!)

3. Ichingo's Tensa Zangetsu Sword

Model G-200 hand Forged Ichingo's Tensa Zangetsu Katana Sword. This Blade has been custom designed to have all the following Characteristics: Full Tang Blade with makers signature and date Cotton Wrap Handle over Geniune Red Rayskin High Carbon Steel Blade with Clay Tempered wave Hamon Hardened to 58HRC. The blade has been hot oil treated to give a blackend look Powder coated quality wood scabbard Twin Pegs through the Handle and Tang for extra strength.
Price: $180 (Hmmm...very promising and fatal)

2. Planet Earth - The Complete BBC Series (2007)

With an unprecedented production budget of $25 million, Five years in production over 2000 days in the field using 40 cameramen filming across 200 locations shot entirely in high definition this is the ultimate portrait of our planet. From the highest mountains to the deepest rivers this blockbuster series takes you on an unforgettable journey through the daily struggle for survival in Earth's most extreme habitats. Planet Earth takes you to places you have never seen before to experience sights and sounds you may never experience anywhere else.

Price: $55 (Very cool presentation from BBC, gotta have this NOW)

1. Vacation at Pearl Farm

The Pearl Farm Beach Resort is a private paradise nestled in the quiet side of Samal Island, Philippines. Owing its prominence to the pristine white beaches and unspoiled tropical splendor teeming with life, the resort beckons guests to experience a different kind of pampering with its signature hospitality.
Formerly an actual pearl farm where thousands of white-lipped oysters were cultivated for their pink, white, and gold pearls, the 14-hectare resort is just a 45-minute boat ride from the Davao Marina Wharf.

Price: Rate starts at $80 (Song: Somewhere beyond the sea...sighs)

How to Get Your Page Rank Back

Now, I'm not here to stir any debate on how important a PR is to a site(or blog) but I have good news, I was penalized by Google through sinking my Rank from 2 to a fat zero, mainly because of the paid posts I did several months ago, like everybody in my blog-batchmates who went to that pitfall, we were outraged, confused, and shocked...

It's not really easy to post quality and original content everyday then they will just do us like that, UNFAIR!

Google specialist says they penalized blogs who did Paid Posts for they affect the Algorithm of search results which is bad for Google (and stuff like that, man, im not really that techie so cut the chase). So what I did was; contact them directly through a written consent explaining my side and what I did to rectify those mistakes. I wasn't expecting it but after just 22 hours they gave me my PR back, whoa! pretty fast ei? (they told me it would take weeks but there you are)

Solution: If you want your PageRank back, then follow these easy steps:

1. Remove all the paid posts or paid links off your site (warning: PaidPosts company will ban you from their site after this...)

2. Contact Google through Google Webmaster Tools, logged in to your account

3. Look for the Link Request Reconsideration (If you don't see this, your site should be verified first)

4. Write all the concerns and reasons why they should give you your PR back (in this case, tell them you already removed all the paid posts or links)

5. Cross your fingers and wait for results.

Okapi And Its Legendary Resume

Ever heard of the animal called Okapi? 

Well, its astounding to know that scientists only discovered them just a 100 years ago. The most intriguing thing about them is that; they looked like a zebra from behind and a giraffe on the front...but it is closely related to the giraffes (short-necked giraffe as they call it). They live in the Ituri Rainforest somewhere in Central Africa...

President George W. Bush Signs Spy Bill

Just stumbled upon this headline:"Bush signs Spy Bill" that immeditely caught my attention, and went on to read the rest, I was astounded next...

President George W. Bush signed a law on Thursday overhauling the rules for eavesdropping on terrorism suspects..."This law will protect the liberties of our citizens while maintaining the vital flow of intelligence," he said with the Human-Rights Group protesting "Spying on Americans without warrants or judicial approval is an abuse of government power, and that's exactly what this law allows," afterwards.

Good News: America, is after all, the land of the free (Free Calls from Telecommunications Company because Phone Usage will zoom down due to fear of wiretapping).

Bad News: For the Spies, Terrorists, Truck Drivers, and Hookers (More sophisticated Code Language, Instead of Alpha for A, use Aqua)

Why Hating and Loving Hancock is Not Illegal

The Movie Poster of Hancock seem predictable at first; a seclusion to clean-shaved, costume-wrapped contemporary superheroes, Until you see the end of the film. I went to see Hancock because Wall-E will not arrive until next week here, and I'm glad I did purchase the ticket.

The character of Charlize Theron is the most surprising in the knock of events (and it was the first time I see her in this new sexy light).

Though with super-powers, Hancock represents the common man filled with loneliness, emptiness, and despair, and this part made him connect with moviegoers. Yep, lonely people do things that is destructive, dangerous, and intimidating to the common eyes, but all of it was just a front to conceal a lonely heart, a plea for attentioin, to feel important...Overall, Hancock is yet another worthy performance from the Man who call himself "Legend" in the Box Office already twice this year.

FHM 100 Sexiest Official Result 2008

So, the results are in for the FHM's 100 Sexiest Filipina and it's a surefire cause for an uproar. Why? If the poll wasn't as dirty as the news says, I wouldn't give a damn BUT it is (including: the mainstream giveaways of 300 worth of cellphone load, It Is CONFIRMED). Yeah well, its now clear that not only voters during election, tv-ratings, or allegiance can be bought, but the nasty force have come to take even the magazine stands.

Unbelievable...I just hope these people savor "Fulfillment" who've done a great job to this extent to play dirty (and don't get any ideas I'm into this cheap Network War), I just want a fair fight even in Magazine Polls
Here are the OFFICIAL Top 5 results (FHM you're DOOMED!)



Marian Rivera

Yep, she's got beauty but sex appeal? I'm not sure. She has the "Santa" look and is inadequate for Men's Magazine like FHM... I mean c'mon, anyone?







Katrina Halili

If this chick won, I will have no objection. The picture tells everything (she's won 2 times already for she is undeniably sexy)








Angel Locsin

This is the real winner for me; Sex Appeal sumitting even Mt. Everest. The type that even if she won't show flesh you'll feel it. A masterpiece of the Venus descendants.






Diana Zubiri

The Bomb (but she looks really different on TV, is this another Photoshop Miracle?)








Ehra Madrigal

"The innocent are not really that innocent" and stuff alike that tickles the male imagination. She's Nice and deserves to be hailed as one of the Sexiest.