Cartoon's Most Popular Hidden Images and Why Your Future Grandchildren Are Dommed

Been sick of the "things are not what they seem to be" line lately the once mystical phrase is now a member of the mundane list of expressions? Same here. But after finding some cool stuff off the listverse.com site (it cater Lists, which I love), I will consider it just this once.

We've been played at, Kids; Cartoons are not what they seem to be.


Cartoon's Four Most Popular Hidden Images

1. "Hard" Castle

Rumor was that a disgruntled artist who was going to lose his job drew the phallic object in the castle of The Little Mermaid in annoyance over his impending redundancy.

The artist himself says that he was not about to be fired, but was forced to hurry drawing the design so that he could meet his deadline and did not realize at the time the exact shape of what he had drawn.







2. Little Mermaid’s Minister

Someone noticed the shape protruding from the minister’s pelvic region during the scene in which Ursula (disguised as ‘Vanessa’) attempts to marry Eric using Ariel’s voice.

Later shots in the film show the minister had bandy legs blendeding in with his tunic. The ‘erection’ was his knees.


3. Remembering Jessica

Jessica and Bob Hoskins in a taxi that runs into a lamp-post. As she is thrown from the car, Jessica lands, causing her red dress to hitch up revealing her unclothed nether regions.

“How could they do this our children!” one mom screams after seeing the scene.


"It's OK mom, we didn't see her panty," said her 5 year old son.


4. Simba in the Winds

I knew this one way back in Grade 6. On the scene just before Simba tiredly flops down on the edge of a cliff, a cloud of dust rises which allegedly for a few frames spell the word S-E-X. The debate is that the special effects team put it in intending it to read S-F-X to leave their little mark on the film.

Personally, I think the S-F-X is just a lame excuse to cover their real intention; playing tricks to their innocent little viewers. 


Egomaniacs.






Rain of Ninja Assassin and Why He Kicked Serious Ass

Many thought ninja boys are weird, stupid, and plainly out of this world, but what they don't know is that ninja stereotypes are disciplined, motivated, and hardworking jerks for the sole purpose of becoming the Ultimate One. OK, enough with the crap. I was surfing the net today and stumbled upon some movie poster and immediately the title caught my attention: Ninja Assassin













OMFG, no kidding?! Faster than a bullet I went to read the article and here what it says:

Rain will portray Raizo, a kidnapped child who is raised to be a professional killer but ends up seeking revenge against the clan that made him who he is. Ninja Assassin follows Raizo (Rain), one of the deadliest assassins in the world. Taken from the streets as a child, he was transformed into a trained killer by the Ozunu Clan, a secret society whose very existence is considered a myth. But haunted by the merciless execution of his friend by the Clan, Raizo breaks free from them and vanishes. Now he waits, preparing to exact his revenge.
If you're a ninja-movie enthusiast, you may find the plot familiar with other action flicks but what make this movie a delightful shift is that the actor is Asian that makes the whole ninja-thing believable. Think of the worst action-movies with Hollywood main cast lately: Legend of Chun-Li(Hideously BAD), Dragon Ball(What the hell), or Forbidden Kingdom(Worst film ever). My only bone is the title: Ninja Assassin, kind of lame but I'm still watching it. The trailer had its embed disabled so here's the link to YouTube: Trust me, you will be transported.

Prolong Your Life for Another 5 Years By Staring at Big Boobs

Sorry for the lack of update to this blog. God knows how busy I am with my life right now that I couldn't even spare a peek of things. Speaking of peek, i recently stumbled to munfitnessblog.com blog and caught a glimpse of something weird for a headline:Prolong Your Life for Another 5 Years By Staring at Big Boobs for 10 Minutes a Day.

This is not a joke. It came from the New England Journal of Medicine.

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women’s breasts is good for a man’s health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out” declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients – half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation,” explains Dr. Weatherby. “There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier.” “Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”
WHOA!

After reading the above message, please do not rush out and look for well-endowed girls and start to stare at their boobs. When something too good to be true, yes, it probably is.

The blog author said: "The first thing I did was to go to New England Journal of Medicine as mentioned in the e-mail. Unfortunately, I was unable to find anything about the article. Then, I did a search on the medical journal articles in the Medline database and saw zero items on this topics authored by the so called Dr Karen Weatherby."

Now Stop Staring. Go to the Gym if you want your life prolonged.

10 Dating Success Secrets Men Could Learn From Their Blood-Sucking Vampire Counterparts

I was surfing the net for some nutritional stuff when I came across this askmen.com page where there's this topic about "10 Reasons Why Women Love Vampires.

10. Vampires are Loners

Vampires work alone. They don’t have many friends, and if they do, they are usually out doing their own thing. Women love vampires because they have all the time in the world. Literally.

9. No Commitment during the Day

Women love vampires because vampires can’t take up the entirety of a woman’s day. Hell, they can’t even stay that late into the night. Sleepovers only last until the sun is coming up and vampires are nowhere to be found until the sun goes down.

8. Vampires are Stylish

Ever seen a poorly dressed vampire? Never. Vampires are always impeccably dressed with perfect hair and a nice complexion. Their fashionable (and usually dark) duds show off just the right amount of chest. A nice pair of skin-tight pants and an occasional ascot or medallion completes the look. They usually look better dressed than the living and thankfully, most have dropped the cape.

7. Vampires Love Necks


Woman love sex. Honestly. But what they love even more is all the fooling around that should be involved before sex. As we all know, men just like to get down to business -- but not vampires. They don’t even really care about sex. They want to mess around. Particularly around the neck area -- the “sweet spot” as it’s known around the coffins.


They know how to start off tender and soft and then get a little rough. Rough enough to draw blood. Kinky.

6. Moody Vampires

Women beg to differ, but they honestly do like the occasional hint of drama in a relationship. It keeps things fresh and exciting. This is perfect for the vampire, whose mood is constantly changing. You’d be pissed too if people wanted you dead and all you’ve had to eat for a couple centuries is some blood and the occasional taste of plasma. It’s not the greatest life to lead. Good thing they’ve got all the female attention to keep things bearable.

5. Persuasive Creatures

Vampires have a calming demeanor. They are suave, smooth and soft-spoken, and the women eat it up. They convince the smart and savvy women that their odd behavior is on the up-and-up. They even convince them it’s cool to suck blood.


4. Vampires Search "Forever" for Her

Woman love to think they were destined to be with one man for the rest of their lives (blame the Fairy Tales, Fairy Godmother in particular). They love the romantic angle of a soul mate -- two people destined to meet, fall in love and be together forever. Now imagine that man is just as eager to find her and has been searching for untold centuries. It knocks a woman off her feet like a silver bullet through the heart. When a vampire sinks his teeth (figuratively) into a woman, he makes her feel like the only woman in the world.

3. Vampires are Romantic
 


Give those dead, bloodsucking bastards credit: they know how to romance the pants off a woman. The setting is always dark and mysterious and the atmosphere is just right for doing something dirty. The full moon seems to follow them wherever they go. One of the reasons women love vampires is that they know how to pull all the tricks to make the setting perfect.

Also working to their advantage is that they don’t do much talking to ruin the moment (They’ve also had years of practice).

2. Vampires are Powerful

Vampires exude two types of power. The first is the raw, physical power. The vampire is always in phenomenal shape; it must be the low carbs/high blood diet and tons of sleep. The second type of power is mental. He's usually a manipulative bastard who can match brains as much as brawn. This amazing one-two combo is a major reason women love vampires. Moreover, it’s almost impossible to kill a vampire. You think he’s dead? Nope. Still not dead (Where the Hell is Buffy?!).

1. Vampires are the Ultimate Bad

Women love bad boys. Now mix in the fact that a vampire is searching for eternal love and needs a woman to survive; you’ve got yourself the ultimate bad boy. He answers to no one, lives by his own rules, wears nice clothes, and is hated by millions of living people. 
He is the man her mother warned her about except with more guy-liner and lip gloss than either of them could have ever predicted. He isn’t just bad, he’s dead. Beat that!